she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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