You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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