After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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