i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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