I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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