Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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