i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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