Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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