so explain again why im purple
no
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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