I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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