My brain says no but my pants say off.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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