you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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