Joe is yelling at the trees again.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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