if i died would you start the facebook group?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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