Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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