So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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