It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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