Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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