Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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