I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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