you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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