maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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