he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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