I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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