You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Success! We fucked roommates!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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