Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I am naked and annoyed.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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