I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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