Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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