thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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