The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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