So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I look better un-naked...
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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