who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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