so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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