Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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