I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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