so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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