East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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