I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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