would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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