Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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