i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the day after is always just damage control
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Randomize
