Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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