Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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