Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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