with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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