how hairy? two words: wookie tits
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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