have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
