i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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