I bet he comes in French.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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