New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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