Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
