Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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