Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
i've created a new STD.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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