walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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