you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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