She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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