Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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