I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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