What a fucking waste of an outfit
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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